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Bernie & AOC’s AI Suicide Pact

March 26, 2026 · D.B. Cooper

Radical Left Demands Pause on Progress So America Stays Broke and Stupid! Patriots, yesterday the radical left reminded us why they’re the gift that keeps on giving — fresh, steaming hypocrisy served with a side of economic suicide. On March 25, Bernie…